This Space For Rent

Everyone at Utilikilts are totally badass. I think I seriously scored with this job. The people are very very cool, the customers are great, the work is challenging but not difficult, and I get to wear a kilt all day. In three months, I get a $2/hr raise, full benefits, and a free kilt. Totally sweet.

On Friday, Steven (the boss man) comped everyone to go to The Moisture Festival. I quote from the website:

The 3nd annual Moisture Festival returns with a Comedy/Varietè showcase of local, national and international artists. Acrobats, dancers, musicians, clowns, aerialists, comedians, magicians, jugglers and more will inaugurate the new performance venue - Hale’s Palladium at Hale’s Brewery. Built among the kegs, the Palladium is a wonderfully relaxed theater space where you can have a drink, eat well and enjoy act after act of the world’s finest Comedy/Varietè performances.

It was awesome. I didn’t know vaudeville was still alive. The aerialists were great, and one of the fine-ass rope girls lost her top mid-performance. Steven was buying everyone drinks, and we were the loudest and rowdiest people in the place.

Afterwards I went to a house party and spent the evening getting hit on by a dumb bitch. Apparently it was Nate’s part (fucked if I know who Nate is), because he’s going away to Central America. Dumb Bitch was his girlfriend. She was sloppy drunk, and looking for a revenge fuck. I wouldn’t have put up with her shit, but she had stolen my driver’s license (long story) and I was trying to get it back. It was also nice to have someone trying to get into my pants. Always good for the ego.

Oh, and to answer Sandy’s question, I don’t get employee discounts yet. I will after the “probation” period is over, but that’s three months. So y’all will have to wait for your cheap kilts. Because I know you want one. Bushie, I’m looking at you!

Right. Viva la Flying Spaghetti Monster!

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