Fucking Busses…
First:
Yaz, I didn’t know I had to approve testimonials. Take another look, and check out my profession. Happy?
Dirty Suarez, you make an excellent point. I should say she was trying to get into my kilt. Which I think sounds much more hawter.
Right then. Onto today’s rant. Which is, THE SEATTLE BUS SYSTEM LICKS MY FROZEN NUTSACK!!! I could goddamn WALK to work faster than these late as hell, once every 20 fucking minute busses get me there. I’m waiting in the cold, in a kilt, trying to ignore the crackhead that is trying to sell me candy. Yes, Mr. Crackhead, I really want to buy a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup from you for 50 cents at 8:30 in the goddamn morning. And I’m SO interested in whatever random thought is running through your head. Thanks for sharing. What’s this, you’re getting onto the same bus as me? And you’re sitting next to me to continue this one-sided conversation? FUCKING AWESOME. Let me just throw my book out the window for you. Sheesh.
Seriously though, I need my bike back. But it’s in Idaho, way up in Bonners, and I don’t have any viable means of getting it here. I’m seriously thinking of just buying a new one here. There is a nice bike shop near my house that will do 12 months same as cash, plus warranty etc. And then I could get a nice street bike, too. I’m also surfing the used ads on Craigslist, but if I’m gonna drop money on a good bike (and it needs to be good), I may as well spend a little more for high-quality that comes with a warranty. And start to build a relationship with a new bike shop.
I should start working out again, too (if I had a nickel…). Maybe a bike would encourage me to be more active, and then I would be more inclined to go to the gym. As it stands, by the time I get home after riding the fucking bus I don’t want to do anything. 45 minutes to get home, when I could ride in about 15. Maybe less. GAARRGH!
…just pondered the idea of riding a bike to work wearing a kilt…I’d need modesty snaps to keep it closed…hmmmm
Anyway.
I need furniture or something. My room is still really empty, and it’s kind of weird. I’m keeping it messy just to keep it full. When I clean, it feels too spartan. Maybe a fish tank or something. I’ve got a futon, so I don’t need a chair. Some plants would be nice, too. Back to the free listings on Craigslist, I guess.
Right. I’ll leave you with a moment of zen. SenSlip: the world’s first ever artificial retractable foreskin for circumcised men. I shit you not. The page that it links to is Safe For Work (SFW), but proceed farther at your own risk. I do enjoy that they make the uncircumcised wangs look much larger that those that have been chopped. Makes me cringe just to think about it…
Namaste’
